The other day, my employee said that the skin of white people does not change throughout our lifetimes. It stays one, static color. I pointed out my driver's tan. He said he didn't know why he said that. Then, there was the other employee, who has expressed an interest in BDSM. He said the only color he was interested in seeing a white person change to was black or blue.
All the while, a third employee was playing with a stuffed animal. It was a dog on a chain leash. He was talking to it like it was an actual dog. My co-worker suggested we take the employee and the dog to Discovery Green, so that he could let it play in the dog run.
